1. askteamtheta:

    sam-and-baby:

    Eager to make some money, Baby and Not go off to find a robot to interview. They find one in an alley, sitting in some garbage.

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    This is the sweetest thing I’ve seen in a long time.

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  3. feaqu:

    feaqu:

    what do u call a quick scam

    a dash con

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  5. visambros:

    tiredestprincess:

    zamotdredhart:

    tiredestprincess:

    i just remembered people with penises can’t have multiple consecutive orgasms ohhjhhh my g OD HAHAHAHHKDFHAH

    Well people with vaginas have periods so I think y’all deserve all the orgasms you want

    that’s….really sweet… omfg

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  6. explosivess:

crisis hotline for are u gay for a billion year old gem cartoon character
full view that shit

    explosivess:

    crisis hotline for are u gay for a billion year old gem cartoon character

    full view that shit

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  7. nefertsukia:

    sophieandace:

    smart-sherman:

    if you like both disney and dreamworks equally and you just want to watch movies without people fighting about it clap your hands

    *clap-clap*

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  8. Anonymous said: What's the pacer test? D:

    blueberryonmars:

    my-lesbian-senses-are-tingling:

    kada-bura:

    oh god.

    The pacer is a test in gym class/PE that brings a shiver of despair down the spine of any unfortunate soul who has gone through it before. And it’s usually done at least once a year. 

    Students line up on one side of the gym, eyeing nervously the painted line before the opposite wall that will decide their fate. The teacher hits play on the stereo and a cheery woman’s voice echoes through the gymnasium. fuck that woman’s happy demeanor. She explains the rules as the kids wait anxiously. Get to the other line before the beep plays. Simple enough, right?

    "Ready? Begin!" she calls, and the gut wrenching ‘beep!’ plays after.

    The kids awkwardly half jog to the other line, with about 3 or 4 seconds before the next beep. Each time the horrendous noise plays they run back and forth to the lines. “Level one, complete” she says, as to pat you on the back for what little victory you’ve achieved.

    Not bad, the kids think. But then comes level 2. level 3. With each interval the time between the beeps shorten, and you’re running as fast as you can to the other line. Your foot hits it, you pivot, the beep plays, youre running again. Your lungs burn, your throat is sore, your heart is on the verge of an attack. No rest. No mercy.

    A girl is the first to crawl over to the instructor, defeated. Seeing one has fallen, other students begin to follow since “at least theyre not the first ones out”. Clutching their chests they bail out of the test. One girls crying. You can’t tell if the boy on the gym floor is alive or not. Three kids left for the water fountain and still havent made it back. 

    And then, the fallen sit there, watching the myths, the legends, the kids who have made it past 100 laps. 120. 150. When they finally collapse a cheer erupts from the students. Theyre heroes.

    But the excitement only lasts for so long as the next round of nervous kids line up, who opted to go in the second wave and prolong their torture. The womans voice kicks back up. The beep plays. The cycle continues. 

    our school had us do it twice a year sometimes, to “test our improvement” most kids said fuck that shit and stayed out if the date was announced

    Ours was in finnish and you had to do like… 8+ levels to get a good mark? I usually died at 5 :|

    In Canada we do a 7 minute run, which is basically a test they do about twice a year where you run around a track for 7 minutes. I had never even HEARD of the pacer until my friend in the military told me about it.

    When I did my run, I was able to go at my own pace; I have terrible cardio and a hard time getting it up. But there were kids who were coughing up blood afterwards because they pushed themselves too much. :C

    I can’t imagine how the pacer would affect kids…

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